Tuesday, February 24, 2015

LETTER TO MY EX (Femi's Reply)


Ngozi,
It was in the busy hours of the day that your letter got to me at the office. The title shocked me as I wondered which of my exs had decided to write me with such title - "Letter to my Ex". I know Bisi could not have written such a letter to me because she is not a bold type. So also, I was sure Franca would not do such. Before I opened the letter, my mind went through the long list of all my exs to be sure who could have written the letter. I thought of Martha, Hannah, Suzie, Bidemi, to name but four. I never for once thought the letter could come from you because I have even for once forgotten we dated at all. Hmmmmmm.....I think the major thing that made me forget was the fact that I was also dating Ogechi, Josphine and Mary the very time I was dating you. Well, let's forget all that, and let me hit the nail on the head as par why I decided to reply your letter. To start with, I think it was not only immature of you to have written a letter to me, but also immature of you to have mentioned "sucking of oranges" and "entering of Jerusalem". My friend at work could not stop laughing when I showed him the letter, and I still can't stop laughing too.

Ngozi, in what way did I assure you of my love? Or simply put, did I love you in the first place? Well, if at all I did, I can't remember. Yes. I did call you princess, but that was to cover for a mistake I made when we were discussing sometimes ago. If you remember vividly the first day I called you princess was when you came to my place for the second time. I had mistakenly called you Princess, which actually is the name of a new charming girl I just met then. You questioned me on why I called you Princess, and I fabricated a lie, which you ate up completely, and to be honest, it sure did help me, because calling you Princess reminded me of that charming lady everytime. Ngozi, I will have to go now. But, if you don't want me to publish your letter(s) on my Facebook wall, then, don't write me any stupid letter again. Once again, it was nice "sucking your oranges" and "entering your Jerusalem".

Yours Sincerely,
"Sucker".

                                                   (c) 2015 Austus Ofmat Nwanne

Ladies, I'm sure one or two of you can associate with this kind of feelings/emotions. Trusting and giving someone your all, and later discovering the person is not worth sacrificing for. For me, I wonder why a lady has to give her body in the first place to a boyfriend or even a husband-to-be. Well, let's be wise, as a quote says, "Making the same mistake twice is no longer a mistake but a choice." Also, "Once bitten is always twice shy." Join me tommorow as we read another letter written by a guy to his run-away love. Remember, it would be good if I can share these stories with your friends too on Whatsapp. So, kindly do them a favour by sending their numbers to +2348072970850, and I'll add them to our broadcast list. And if you want to always receive Daily Diet on your phone via Whatsapp, kindly send a message to the number above. You can also read up other outstanding stories and articles on my blog @ www.tyobstacle.blogspot.com

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AUSTUS OFMAT NWANNE (Mr. Tackle)
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