Dear Worried Husband,
We perfectly understand all you said in your letter. You are not the only person who seems to complain about Wife 1.0, especially, in the first few years of purchase. Some other people have complained too, many of which are men. But, the issues you have with Wife 1.0 is basically because you don't understand the functions of Wife 1.0. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything on your current platform. With Wife 1.0, you are unlikely not going to be able to uninstall the program, neither will you be able to revert back to any of the Girlfriend programmes, not even Girlfriend 1.0. And you can not delete any of the program files that comes with Wife 1.0 once it has been installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or even Wife 2.0, but have ended up with more complicated issues (See chapter 3 of the manual for more information on this).
Having installed Wife 1.0, I will strongly recommend that you forget uninstalling the program, and properly address the problems you claimed to be experiencing using Wife 1.0. Whenever any problem occurs, don't bother yourself with what or who is responsible for it, simply and quickly run, ....... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE and avoid the temptation of using the Esc-key as it might freeze the entire system. As a matter of fact, you might need to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE for a good number of times before the system will return to normal.
DO NOT, for any reason install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), don't even dare to run the Go-Home-Late(10 pm version), and if you have already installed it on your device, please, kindly uninstall ASAP, as these are not supported applications for Wife 1.0 and the system will certainly CRASH.
Although, Wife 1.0 is a very high maintenance programme, but it is very rewarding if used properly. To get the most out of Wife 1.0, consider buying additional softwares such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating-Out-Without-the-kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). Please, note that these additional softwares are very easy to get, and highly affordable. Incase of any other complain, feel free to write us again.
Regards,
Support Team
If a married woman was to write such a letter, can you imagine what the content would be like? I'm sure you are already trying to figure out some of the things a married woman would complain about. Well, join me again tomorrow as we read a married woman's letter to the customer care representative.
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OFMAT AUSTUS NWANNE
Inspirational Speaker/Media Consultant,
Swift24 Multimedia Services.
+2348072970850
Mrtackle2009@gmail.com
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