How about doing it in a very different way this week? How about if I put smiles on your faces with outstanding funny stories you've never read before? Here is a funny story series titled, EJIKE'S EARLY MORNING PALAVER. Read it, enjoy it, and SMILE.
Ejike hardly gets options in life, but that Sunday morning, na just 2 options him get. Either make him shit all him bowels put for their dark small pit toilet wey landlord carefully stand gidigba beside Mama Ukala kitchen or make him carry the yawah go church like that and contribute him own quota to the pastor sermon by periodically dropping some bombshells from his black bombom. No one in Ejike's shoes would think twice before making his decision, because he won't want to create a scene in church. The last time he "mistakely" did that, the pastor totally digressed from the day's topic to teach people about good conduct in church."No. Not again. Affliction shall not rise the second time." Ejike said to himself.
Hurriedly, he ran to their pit toilet that was not too far from Mama Ukala's fire place. It was around 4am and Ejike was set to do the dew. He ran to the toilet, on his way, he picked up a piece of paper needed for the ministry. As he was approaching the place, he was surprised by what he saw. Mama Ukala has started cooking. "Chai ! See yawah". He said to himself. Because he knows Mama Ukala does not really like people using the toilet whenever she's cooking, and this time, she decided to cook very early before people wakes up, so as to avoid any trouble, but, unfortunately for Ejike, his "mara" started at the very time Mama Ukala has chosen to cook. He summoned courage, and he approached the place with caution. He has decided not to greet Mama Ukala, as that was the best way to pass without she noticing him. He tries to sneak to the toilet, and he supported his bombom with his left hand in other to discourage the "dew" from coming out before the appointed time. As he was trying to tip-top past Mama Ukala...
Hmmmmm......How about you joining me tomorrow for the continuation of this series. Remember, your total well-being is my passion, and no matter what you're going through right now, remember that, YOU CAN SMILE AGAIN. If you would like to always receive Daily Diet on your phone via Whatsapp or you have a friend you'll want us to add his/her name to our broadcast list, kindly send a message to +2348072970850.
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AUSTUS OFMAT NWANNE (Mr. Tackle)
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